Aug 27, 2019 | Because what if I give up? | Run |
Aug 28, 2019 | Because I had too many Sweet Martha’s cookies last night | Run |
Aug 28, 2019 | Because Happy Hour | Ride |
Aug 29, 2019 | Because I’m too hungry | Ride |
Aug 29, 2019 | Because I’m tired | Run |
Aug 30, 2019 | Because I’m too busy | Run |
Aug 31, 2019 | TK: Because I shouldn’t push it | Ride |
Sep 1, 2019 | Because I’d rather snooze | Run |
Sep 3, 2019 | Because I’ll get stuck in traffic | Run |
Sep 4, 2019 | Because I’m sore | Ride |
Sep 4, 2019 | Because I’m tight | Run |
Sep 5, 2019 | Because I forget how to swim | Run |
Sep 5, 2019 | Because I got a bloody nose (not pictured) | Ride |
Sep 6, 2019 | Because I must’ve tweaked something | Run |
Sep 7, 2019 | Because it’s too steep | Ride |
Sep 8, 2019 | Because it’s raining | Run |
Sep 10, 2019 | Because I don’t have time | Run |
Sep 11, 2019 | Because I just swam | Ride |
Sep 11, 2019 | Because I’m about to ride | Swim |
Sep 12, 2019 | Because my heart rate tracking is not accurate | Ride |
Sep 12, 2019 | Because thunderstorms | Run |
Sep 13, 2019 | Because I woke up late | Run |
Sep 14, 2019 | Because it’s in the 40s | Ride |
Sep 15, 2019 | Because I usually sacrifice form for speed | Run |
Sep 16, 2019 | Because there’s no place like home | Run |
Sep 18, 2019 | Because of standing all day | Run |
Sep 20, 2019 | Because my flight was delayed | Ride |
Sep 20, 2019 | Because my hip flexors are tight | Run |
Sep 20, 2019 | Because no GPS | Run |
Sep 21, 2019 | Because we need to get a couch | Ride |
Sep 22, 2019 | Because I didn’t know you could lace your shoes in a way to increase ankle support | Run |
Sep 23, 2019 | Because it’s Monday | Ride |
Sep 23, 2019 | Because of weak rotator cuffs | Swim |
Sep 24, 2019 | Because of detours | Ride |
Sep 24, 2019 | Because bricking makes for wobbly legs | Run |
Sep 25, 2019 | Because warm-ups take longer and longer | Run |
Sep 25, 2019 | Because I’m ready for rest day | Swim |
Sep 27, 2019 | Because I got a flu shot | Run |
Sep 28, 2019 | Because TK | Ride |
Sep 29, 2019 | Because fireball, dancefloor, and boats | Run |
Sep 30, 2019 | Because it’s too nice not to ride | Ride |
Oct 1, 2019 | Because I’m already soaked, so might as well | Swim |
Oct 3, 2019 | Because I just had dinner | Swim |
Oct 3, 2019 | Because it’s too late | Run |
Oct 4, 2019 | Because it’s too easy to blame the technology | Run |
Oct 5, 2019 | Because the Coastline Paradox is a thing apparently (FitBit 7.31 mi = Strava 8.66 mi) | Run |
Oct 6, 2019 | Because of that wind though! | Ride |
Oct 7, 2019 | Because my light ran outta juice | Ride |
Oct 8, 2019 | Because winter is coming, but not today | Ride |
Oct 8, 2019 | Because why start now when I could start later? | Run |
Oct 11, 2019 | Because say it ain’t snow, Joe! | Run |
Oct 13, 2019 | Because of the Vikings celebration | Run |
Oct 14, 2019 | Because now it’s actually cold | Ride |
Oct 15, 2019 | Because I hate the 5am alarm | Run |
Oct 16, 2019 | Because it’s just a quickie | Run |
Oct 18, 2019 | Because it’s hard to say “no” | Run |
Oct 19, 2019 | Because I can’t Stillwater in less than 3 hours | Ride |
Oct 20, 2019 | Because I am out of electrolytes | Run |
Oct 22, 2019 | Because lobster ravioli is waiting for me | Ride |
Oct 23, 2019 | Because you have to keep your steps light | Run |
Oct 23, 2019 | Because all I need is SUN: Sleeves, Umbrella, and Night vision goggles | Run |
Oct 25, 2019 | Because the best laid plans and mice and men oft go awry | Run |
Oct 26, 2019 | Because I’m right on the edge of zone 2 | Ride |
Oct 27, 2019 | Because you gotta have a plan | Run |
Oct 28, 2019 | Because it’s a homemade brick | Swim |
Oct 28, 2019 | Because it’s too perilous | Ride |
Oct 29, 2019 | Because I finally got warmed up after the first 12.56 miles or so | Ride |
Oct 30, 2019 | Because it’s back into the belly of the beast | Run |
Oct 30, 2019 | Because the pool is empty | Swim |
Oct 30, 2019 | Because it’s the 25th hour | Run |
Nov 1, 2019 | Because this month has to be “no snooze November” | Run |
Nov 2, 2019 | Because my feet turned to ice blocks | Ride |
Nov 3, 2019 | Because of dogs, dogs, dogs! | Run |
Nov 5, 2019 | Because it takes more than hail to cancel a ride | Ride |
Nov 4, 2019 | Because I need more lunch | Swim |
Nov 5, 2019 | Because it only takes 10 minutes until mediocrity gives up | Ride |
Nov 5, 2019 | Because I was ready for this one to be over before it started | Run |
Nov 6, 2019 | Because it’s a bit slippery | Run |
Nov 6, 2019 | Because it’s hard to stay upright while 2-beat kicking | Swim |
Nov 8, 2019 | Because will is a muscle | Run |
Nov 9, 2019 | Because how did I forget my padding?? | Ride |
Nov 10, 2019 | Because it’s ice in snow’s clothing | Run |
Nov 11, 2019 | Because it’ll take months before improvements come | Swim |
Nov 12, 2019 | Because vroom vroom | Virtual Ride |
Nov 12, 2019 | Because I need a trainer tire | Virtual Ride |
Nov 12, 2019 | Because I saw it happen today | Run |
Nov 13, 2019 | Because it’s a snow day | Swim |
Nov 14, 2019 | Because other people’s reasons for your insanity wear off after 2 months (3.73 actual miles at 10min pace) | Run |
Nov 15, 2019 | Because it’s like a tattoo. Even if you don’t see it, it may still be there | Run |
Nov 16, 2019 | Because beware the coyotes | Ride |
Nov 18, 2019 | Because was the extra Friendsgiving pie slice worth it? | Run |
Nov 18, 2019 | Because I have water in my goggles | Swim |
Nov 18, 2019 | Because did you know the average bladder holds up to only 20 fl oz? | Ride |
Nov 20, 2019 | Because these two | Run |
Nov 21, 2019 | Because if you can get through to doing things that you hate to do: on the other side is GREATNESS. Thank you, Goggins. | Run |
Nov 20, 2019 | Because float like a manta, sting like a jellyfish | Swim |
Nov 23, 2019 | Because go east, young one | Run |
Nov 24, 2019 | Build Me Up – Sneaky – Because today I’m fighting something | Virtual Ride |
Nov 24, 2019 | FTP Test (shorter) – Because 318 never felt so good | Virtual Ride |
Nov 25, 2019 | Because my whole body is tired today | Swim |
Nov 26, 2019 | Because it’s a mini rest day | Run |
Nov 26, 2019 | Build Me Up – Zone Benchmarking – Because of things that go creak in the bike | Virtual Ride |
Nov 27, 2019 | Because brace yourselves | Run |
Nov 27, 2019 | Build Me Up – Pedaling Drills – Because why not? | Virtual Ride |
Nov 28, 2019 | Build Me Up – Devedeset – Because gobble gobble | Virtual Ride |
Nov 29, 2019 | The McCarthy Special – Because I’m trigger happy | Virtual Ride |
Dec 1, 2019 | Build Me Up – Red Unicorn – Because I need a fan and a towel | Virtual Ride |
Dec 3, 2019 | Because ice skating in the dark without skates is actually incredibly good training for mental focus and light cadence | Run |
Dec 2, 2019 | Because it’s a bother | Swim |
Dec 3, 2019 | Because treadmills and I typically disagree | Run |
Dec 5, 2019 | Because if you can’t go slow, you can’t go fast | Swim |
Dec 8, 2019 | Because of creaky knees | Run |
Dec 10, 2019 | Because I thought about running outside for a second | Run |
Dec 12, 2019 | Because of allergies | Swim |
Dec 13, 2019 | Build Me Up – Yellow Unicorn (only half because tacos) | Virtual Ride |
Dec 15, 2019 | Because shoelaces are for finishers | Run |
Dec 15, 2019 | Because I could be watching football | Swim |
Dec 15, 2019 | Because no skipping | Run |
Dec 17, 2019 | Because the pool is under maintenance | Run |
Dec 17, 2019 | Because of pride | Run |
Dec 19, 2019 | Because I should fight evil until I can’t. Then, run. | Run |
Dec 21, 2019 | Because the tracks may be gone, but the legacies remain | Run |
Dec 22, 2019 | Because arm blasters beats rest day | Run |
Dec 23, 2019 | Because if you know, then you know | Run |
Dec 26, 2019 | Because Connor and I had some catching up to do | Run |
Dec 30, 2019 | Because literal ice skating is better than the treadmill | Run |
Dec 31, 2019 | Because how else will I practice water-in-goggles drills | Swim |
Jan 1, 2020 | Because my phone froze to death at 38% from exposure | Run |
Jan 1, 2020 | Because God witnessed me, even though Strava didn’t | Run |
Jan 2, 2020 | Because it’s New Year’s at the gym | Swim |
Jan 4, 2020 | Because I’m at 18,000 steps already… | Run |
Jan 6, 2020 | Because you can’t forget to log | Swim |
Jan 9, 2020 | Because I fought sharks | Swim |
Jan 11, 2020 | Because it feels like a dream | Run |
Jan 12, 2020 | Because why walk when you can take the armored motorcade to the helipad? | Run |
Jan 13, 2020 | Because always look both ways | Run |
Jan 15, 2020 | Because of a scratchy throat | Run |
Jan 17, 2020 | Because it’s a bit too cold out | Run |
Jan 18, 2020 | Because what if I forget to enjoy the journey? | Run |
Jan 19, 2020 | Because I need a double of Zone 2, over ice | Run |
Jan 21, 2020 | Because burns take a long while to heal | Swim |
Jan 22, 2020 | Because I already summited Alpe Du Zwift | Run |
Jan 24, 2020 | Because double in the lane makes for a bumpy ride | Swim |
Jan 25, 2020 | Because nothing like stepping in a big ole puddle in the first 30 seconds | Run |
Jan 26, 2020 | Because never skip the cooldown | Run |
Jan 27, 2020 | Because there are ants by the pool! | Swim |
Jan 29, 2020 | Because what if I can’t squeeze in the time | Run |
Jan 30, 2020 | Because who invented this drill, anyway? | Swim |
Feb 2, 2020 | Because I cannot part the puddles | Run |
Feb 3, 2020 | Because I’m wobbling hard right now | Swim |
Feb 5, 2020 | Because transition has 11+8 steps. How can I remember 19 steps? | Run |
Feb 8, 2020 | Because the goggles go under the cap | Swim |
Feb 8, 2020 | Because apparently one leg is longer than the other | Run |
Feb 11, 2020 | Because today I need a revival | Run |
Feb 11, 2020 | Because the couch is calling | Swim |
Feb 13, 2020 | Because there’s an exam on Saturday | Swim |
Feb 16, 2020 | Because there are 24 hours in a day | Run |
Feb 17, 2020 | Because there are storms coming | Swim |
Feb 19, 2020 | Because a little less conversation, and a little more lower my heart rate | Run |
Feb 20, 2020 | Because restructure, rinse, repeat | Swim |
Feb 21, 2020 | Because of achy legs | Run |
Feb 23, 2020 | Because surprise parties | Run |
Feb 25, 2020 | Because blink and you’ll miss it | Run |
Feb 25, 2020 | Because suck it in | Swim |
Feb 26, 2020 | Because shifting rest day | Run |
Feb 27, 2020 | Because I don’t have a swimmer’s body | Swim |
Mar 1, 2020 | Because yesterday was bonkers | Run |
Mar 2, 2020 | Because it’s almost beach week | Swim |
Mar 10, 2020 | Because there are many shades of blue | Swim |
Mar 11, 2020 | Because of morning showers | Run |
Mar 12, 2020 | Because salt water is a good way to lose a pair of contact lenses | Swim |
Mar 13, 2020 | Because I am who you say I am | Run |
Mar 14, 2020 | Because la vida es un carnival | Run |
Mar 18, 2020 | Because the pool is closed | Run |
Mar 22, 2020 | Because the events will probably be canceled | Run |
Mar 24, 2020 | Because of Jocko | Run |
Mar 26, 2020 | Because of social distancing | Run |
Mar 27, 2020 | Because a little detour for us can mean the world for someone else | Run |
Mar 29, 2020 | Because it’s another brick in the wall | Run |
Mar 31, 2020 | Because my hips don’t just “release” | Yoga |
Apr 5, 2020 | Because everything in moderation, including moderation | Run |
Apr 6, 2020 | Because warriors aren’t static | Yoga |
Apr 9, 2020 | Because of virtual family happy hour | Run |
Apr 10, 2020 | Because it’s Good | Yoga |
Apr 11, 2020 | Because some habits never change | Ride |
Apr 12, 2020 | Because pasta has many shapes | Run |
Apr 13, 2020 | Because what’s good doesn’t feel good at the time | Yoga |
Apr 15, 2020 | Because I can’t touch my toes | Yoga |
Apr 15, 2020 | Because I need a spin | Virtual Ride |
Apr 19, 2020 | Because this is the only way to watch Netflix | Virtual Ride |
Apr 21, 2020 | Because I need extra recovery | Virtual Ride |
Apr 21, 2020 | Because leave no stone unturned | Run |
Apr 22, 2020 | Because the quarantine bod is out in full force | Run |
Apr 25, 2020 | Because 100+ cadence in the drops = drills over frills | Ride |
Apr 25, 2020 | Because my first mile heart rate is too damn high | Run |
Apr 26, 2020 | Because this half, too, shall pass | Run |
Apr 27, 2020 | Because make sure to hold your breath as you pass | Ride |
Apr 28, 2020 | Because when I woke up sore I knew I’d go to sleep sore | Run |
Apr 28, 2020 | Because the wind feels like winter again. Should’ve worn something, anything else. | Ride |
May 1, 2020 | Because factor out the transportation time | Ride |
May 1, 2020 | Because of my Hesiod seminar | Run |
May 2, 2020 | Because I’ll have one for takeout, please | Ride |
May 3, 2020 | Because ice cream is not a good pre-workout | Ride |
May 3, 2020 | Because the 70.3 is postponed anyways | Run |
May 5, 2020 | Because yesterday is too easy to blame | Ride |
May 5, 2020 | Because it feels just like I’m riding on broken glass | Ride |
May 5, 2020 | Because new supplements, new gut | Run |
May 6, 2020 | Because my headphones are broken! | Virtual Ride |
May 7, 2020 | Because due in 10 minutes? Do in 10 minutes. | Run |
May 9, 2020 | Because everybody in the house is streaming HD video | Virtual Ride |
May 10, 2020 | Because that warm-up was a bit much | Run |
May 11, 2020 | Because Plato just hits differently | Ride |
May 12, 2020 | Because I cry out for glucose right around 1.5 hours | Run |
May 13, 2020 | Because a little squeak gets louder | Virtual Ride |
May 15, 2020 | Because that was the lowest heart rate brick I’ve ever done | Run |
May 15, 2020 | Because what if the big boy pants don’t fit? | Virtual Ride |
May 16, 2020 | Because I could just sleep in | Ride |
May 17, 2020 | Because I thought the pools were closed | Run |
May 18, 2020 | Because that gust almost knocked me out | Ride |
May 18, 2020 | Because one thing leads to another | Run |
May 19, 2020 | Because finals | Ride |
May 19, 2020 | Because of intermittent fasting | Run |
May 20, 2020 | Because footwear | Run |
May 23, 2020 | Because all cleaning and no riding makes Grant a dull boy | Ride |
May 24, 2020 | Because the early bird gets the rain | Hike |
May 25, 2020 | Because everyone is out | Ride |
May 25, 2020 | Because is any day really extra | Run |
May 26, 2020 | Because beat the rain | Ride |
May 26, 2020 | Because the Simpsons already did it | Run |
May 30, 2020 | Because the nation is looking to us for how to act | Run |
May 30, 2020 | Because there’s imbalance | Ride |
May 31, 2020 | Because the line separating good and evil passes through every human heart | Ride |
Jun 1, 2020 | Because why not the longest run of the year be on the hottest day of the year | Run |
Jun 3, 2020 | Because blisters | Ride |
Jun 3, 2020 | Because long term or short term? | Run |
Jun 5, 2020 | Because it’s quiet, too quiet | Ride |
Jun 6, 2020 | Because life isn’t a box | Run |
Jun 7, 2020 | Because it’s a headwind or heatwave: pick your poison | Ride |
Jun 8, 2020 | Because waffles are part of a balanced diet, right? | Ride |
Jun 12, 2020 | Because there’s nothing like a new shoe feeling | Run |
Jun 13, 2020 | Because something is grinding and it ain’t coffee | Ride |
Jun 14, 2020 | Because I resolved the grinding but the popping remains | Ride |
Jun 14, 2020 | Because at least the popping isn’t in the knees | Run |
Jun 15, 2020 | Because the Garmin body battery makes me feel like a robot | Ride |
Jun 16, 2020 | Because there be Zombies, so Run! | Run |
Jun 19, 2020 | Because holidays give us a reason to remember | Run |
Jun 20, 2020 | Because the new kit is fresh | Ride |
Jun 22, 2020 | Because rest days beget rest days | Run |
Jun 23, 2020 | Because Velofix comes in the clutch | Ride |
Jun 24, 2020 | Because school is re-canceled | Ride |
Jun 24, 2020 | Because check that: school is un-re-canceled | Run |
Jun 25, 2020 | Because it’s just a few seconds longer | Ride |
Jun 25, 2020 | Because next stop, Virginia | Run |
Jun 28, 2020 | Because that’s 2L of water in 45 minutes ü•µ | Ride |
Jun 29, 2020 | Because some things stay the same, like construction on Custis | Ride |
Jun 30, 2020 | Because don’t look back | Ride |
Jul 1, 2020 | Because so hot the earbuds are falling out | Run |
Jul 3, 2020 | Because it only feels like a gazillion degrees | Hike |
Jul 6, 2020 | Because of overnight drives | Ride |
Jul 6, 2020 | Because no aero bars on my Brooks | Run |
Jul 7, 2020 | Because there’s nothing like turning around and all the trees look the same | Swim |
Jul 8, 2020 | Because I haven’t lifted in months | Run |
Jul 9, 2020 | Because the stones don’t worry me; the empty space does | Ride |
Jul 12, 2020 | Because tomorrow will be sorer than today | Run |
Jul 13, 2020 | Because my broken bottle and broken holder can only last so long | Ride |
Jul 15, 2020 | Because now it’s the backs of my hips that get tight | Run |
Jul 16, 2020 | Because some doors close; some doors open | Ride |
Jul 17, 2020 | Because some days I feel like this car | Run |
Jul 18, 2020 | Because it’s cleaning & anniversary day | Ride |
Jul 18, 2020 | Because the path is well traveled | Hike |
Jul 21, 2020 | Because it’s the first ride after the head bang | Ride |
Jul 22, 2020 | Because the fruits must be crazy! | Ride |
Jul 25, 2020 | Because it’s the humid-er remix to Giro de Pepin | Ride |
Jul 26, 2020 | Because more water required | Run |
Jul 28, 2020 | Because all it takes is one Evil Corp | Walk |
Jul 28, 2020 | Because it’s rabbit season | Ride |
Jul 29, 2020 | Because GAFA got shook today | Run |
Jul 30, 2020 | Because it’s Randonautica vol. #1: “Refreshing” | Ride |
Jul 31, 2020 | Because it’s Randonautica#2: “Attractor” | Run |
Aug 1, 2020 | Because I would ride 100 miles and more: 2 flats, a spectacular crash, and many Tour De Tonka wannabe riders. | Ride |
Aug 2, 2020 | Because it’s after the fact | Hike |
Aug 3, 2020 | Because the oven is getting replaced | Walk |
Aug 4, 2020 | Because every day is day one | Run |
Aug 4, 2020 | Because the wheels come off | Ride |
Aug 5, 2020 | Because we hurry up to wait | Run |
Aug 6, 2020 | Because it’s too “intense” – Randonauting #3 | Ride |
Aug 6, 2020 | Because there are only 48 half-hours in a day | Run |
Aug 6, 2020 | Because we have a 23:19. Rando #4: Simple. | Ride |
Aug 7, 2020 | Because news will be news | Run |
Aug 9, 2020 | Because you should be dancing | Ride |
Aug 10, 2020 | Because who needs sleep when there’s fun to be had? | Run |
Aug 10, 2020 | Because a watched tire never pops | Ride |
Aug 11, 2020 | Because the world goes by with our earbuds in | Run |
Aug 11, 2020 | Because the cities are flat they said, there aren’t any hills they said | Ride |
Aug 12, 2020 | Because the gateway to happiness is a moving target | Run |
Aug 12, 2020 | Because there are miles to go before we sleep | Ride |
Aug 14, 2020 | Because the I Do is affordable | Ride |
Aug 15, 2020 | Because it’s a toss up: post hike burger or post hike remove the boots | Hike |
Aug 16, 2020 | Because I’ve got to keep up with Kenny | Run |
Aug 17, 2020 | Because what if biking is more fun | Run |
Aug 20, 2020 | Because of | Ride |
Aug 20, 2020 | Because worship only the sacrifice | Run |
Aug 22, 2020 | Because canceled plans = free time | Ride |
Aug 24, 2020 | Because out of service | Run |
Aug 24, 2020 | Because it’s better left unsaid | Ride |
Aug 25, 2020 | Because on Tuesdays, we forget headbands | Run |
Aug 25, 2020 | Because it smells like paint | Ride |
Aug 26, 2020 | Because it’s a small world!!! | Run |
Aug 27, 2020 | Because curfew | Ride |
Aug 29, 2020 | Because I could be watching Le Tour | Ride |
Aug 30, 2020 | Because you know I had to try it | Run |
Sep 1, 2020 | Because what if you had one gear | Ride |
Sep 2, 2020 | Because make it count | Ride |
Sep 8, 2020 | Because today is the first day of winter | Ride |
Sep 10, 2020 | Because maybe we’ll just order pizza | Ride |
Sep 12, 2020 | Because it’s time to cash the checks | Ride |
Sep 13, 2020 | Because of the 4.5 hour Zoom sesh | Ride |
Sep 15, 2020 | Because it’s so catchy | Ride |
Sep 17, 2020 | Because we’ve entered the Alpes | Ride |
Sep 19, 2020 | Because if Pogacar can do it | Ride |
Sep 21, 2020 | Because fall is here | Ride |
Sep 25, 2020 | Because I could use a day off | Ride |
Oct 25, 2020 | Because of symmetry | Walk |
Oct 30, 2020 | Because the fire alarm takes priority | Walk |
Nov 1, 2020 | Because it’s 75 degrees… Inside my jacket | Walk |
Nov 21, 2020 | Because it’s the first breath after shave | Walk |
Nov 25, 2020 | Because if you have to trip and fall, go the long way round | Walk |
Dec 5, 2020 | Because the final stretch is always the best/worst | Walk |
Dec 6, 2020 | Because you can’t hide from the clock | Run |
Dec 8, 2020 | Because I need boost | Run |
Dec 9, 2020 | Because I thought it was shorts weather | Run |
Dec 11, 2020 | Because some fears are rational | Run |
Dec 13, 2020 | Because I’m incomplete without my phone | Run |
Dec 16, 2020 | Because it’s DIY cryonics out here | Run |
Dec 17, 2020 | Because one day I’ll learn the difference between St. and Ave. | Run |
Dec 19, 2020 | Because what if I repeat myself? | Run |
Dec 21, 2020 | Because futility is resistance | Run |
Dec 22, 2020 | Because tonight’s gonna be a long one | Run |
Dec 24, 2020 | Because everyone has an angel. Wendel skidded out onto the median and after taking food to friends. Madison stopped by and offered a cable. We pulled Wendel out and he got home safe. | Run |
Dec 25, 2020 | Because a time trial is better when it’s summer | Run |
Dec 27, 2020 | Because it’s impossible to get the sand out | Run |
Dec 28, 2020 | Because doing nothing is scarier | Run |
Dec 30, 2020 | Because this light takes 5 minutes to change | Run |
Jan 2, 2021 | Because the cobwebs are dusty | Virtual Ride |
Jan 2, 2021 | Because the gps caught me skating | Walk |
Jan 11, 2021 | Because I wasn’t fitted | Ride |
Jan 22, 2021 | FTP Test: 343W, 3.61 W/kg – Because you’re closer than you know | Virtual Ride |
Jan 30, 2021 | Because it’s all a game that can be made or un-made | Run |
Feb 5, 2021 | Because we’re out of vegetables | Virtual Ride |
Mar 4, 2021 | Because the niche is nailed | Run |
Mar 4, 2021 | Because it feels like Friday | Run |
Mar 7, 2021 | Because rough living grates on me | Run |
Mar 9, 2021 | Because I’m already sunburnt | Run |
Mar 11, 2021 | Because we skipped right to autumn | Run |
Mar 13, 2021 | Because the shoes haven’t arrived | Virtual Ride |
Mar 13, 2021 | Because the elevator is so convenient | Walk |
Mar 13, 2021 | Because no coffee on race day | Run |
Mar 14, 2021 | Because of daylight losing time | Ride |
Mar 16, 2021 | Because the gasoline is watered down | Run |
Mar 17, 2021 | Because everyone needs a tour of their backyard + Taylor! | Run |
Mar 18, 2021 | Because it was just a little love tap | Ride |
Mar 19, 2021 | Because the sun still sets | Run |
Mar 20, 2021 | Because just follow the monster | Ride |
Mar 21, 2021 | Because determinism is a choice | Run |
Mar 24, 2021 | Because it’s easier to run in snow than rain | Weight Training |
Mar 25, 2021 | Because it’s afternoon TT time | Ride |
Mar 26, 2021 | Because to love something, love everything | Run |
Mar 28, 2021 | Because missed turns are just new opportunities | Ride |
Mar 29, 2021 | Because just 100 steps more, then I’ll stop | Run |
Apr 2, 2021 | Because my reduction was too viscous | Ride |
Apr 2, 2021 | Because my last run gave me food poisoning | Run |
Apr 3, 2021 | Because it’s easier to drive | Ride |
Apr 4, 2021 | Because what if I run out of calories? | Run |
Apr 5, 2021 | Because the AC broke | Ride |
Apr 8, 2021 | Because we were 10 steps away from 10k | Run |
Apr 10, 2021 | Because all it takes is 5 windbreakers, 3 sandwiches, and 1 spare tire | Ride |
Apr 11, 2021 | Because the will gives up before the legs do | Run |
Apr 14, 2021 | Because there’s no need to look over my shoulder since nobody’s out tonight | Run |
Apr 14, 2021 | Because I can multitask | Ride |
Apr 15, 2021 | Because if could ever drop 20 more pounds, this shit’ll get easier | Run |
Apr 16, 2021 | Because I am Klarg the bugbear now | Ride |
Apr 17, 2021 | Because just keep smiling when you’re going up | Ride |
Apr 20, 2021 | Because I don’t have to Zwift | Ride |
Apr 20, 2021 | Because life is a rollercoaster | Run |
Apr 21, 2021 | Because I’ll have salt sticks for dinner | Ride |
Apr 21, 2021 | Because the difficulty is a choice | Run |
Apr 23, 2021 | Because this is the first second vaccine dose | Ride |
Apr 25, 2021 | Because it’s only a footnote of life | Run |
Apr 26, 2021 | Because I’ll need at least 14mph | Ride |
Apr 26, 2021 | Because I need hip correction every day | Run |
Apr 29, 2021 | Because lakety lake lake | Ride |
Apr 30, 2021 | Because they didn’t let me swim | Ride |
Apr 30, 2021 | Because there’s a monster in the lake | Run |
May 1, 2021 | Because I packed for only 50 | Ride |
May 1, 2021 | Because this is it | Run |
May 2, 2021 | Because Lionel can do it | Run |
May 3, 2021 | Because my legs can’t move | Ride |
May 6, 2021 | Because when you’re going through a migraine, keep going | Run |
May 8, 2021 | Because what are the chances the world is small? | Hike |
May 9, 2021 | Because it wouldn’t be possible without moms | Run |
May 17, 2021 | Because it’s hard to be easy | Swim |
May 20, 2021 | Because what if these habits are bad | Swim |
May 21, 2021 | Because get in loser, we’re going shopping | Ride |
May 22, 2021 | Because don’t taunt a guy with a weapon | Ride |
May 23, 2021 | Because it’s duck season (w/ Taylor) | Run |
May 24, 2021 | Because reaching is faster than pulling | Swim |
May 26, 2021 | Because it’s wine o’ clock | Swim |
Jun 1, 2021 | Because reach long out, turn on the side, manage endurance, build the pace, and breathe in 3s | Swim |
Jun 1, 2021 | Because red eyes are no fun | Ride |
Jun 2, 2021 | Because it’s snowing allergens | Run |
Jun 3, 2021 | Because what if nature dials #2 | Run |
Jun 3, 2021 | Because don’t thread the needle | Ride |
Jun 4, 2021 | Because I still have so many questions | Swim |
Jun 5, 2021 | Because it’s too hot too early | Ride |
Jun 6, 2021 | Because outdoors is way different than indoors | Ride |
Jun 6, 2021 | Because everyone’s a gangsta til they run out of bottles | Run |
Jun 8, 2021 | Because don’t forget to bring a towel | Swim |
Jun 8, 2021 | Because high elbow, straight arm, trickle breath | Swim |
Jun 9, 2021 | Because it sure does look like a storm | Ride |
Jun 9, 2021 | Because yep, it’s a storm | Run |
Jun 10, 2021 | Because my body cannot do it | Ride |
Jun 10, 2021 | Because everything is so hot right now | Run |
Jun 11, 2021 | Because it’s just a start | Swim |
Jun 12, 2021 | Because PB&J a la sweaty jersey is not that bad | Ride |
Jun 12, 2021 | Because we all have plans | Run |
Jun 13, 2021 | Because the recovery is the workout | Run |
Jun 15, 2021 | Because I need to zip up and keep those fingers down | Swim |
Jun 16, 2021 | Because why isn’t this a crit | Ride |
Jun 16, 2021 | Because I’m still fasted | Run |
Jun 17, 2021 | Because it’s just 38 more of those 100s | Swim |
Jun 18, 2021 | Because where the heart goes, I follow | Run |
Jun 19, 2021 | Because we don’t go out anymore | Ride |
Jun 20, 2021 | Because memories rush in like a brick wall | Run |
Jun 22, 2021 | Because all I get is 3 perfect strokes in the middle of a workout | Swim |
Jun 23, 2021 | Because what if I forget how to change a flat | Ride |
Jun 24, 2021 | Because I used to be much faster, I swear | Run |
Jun 25, 2021 | Because no one would notice if I took a rest day | Ride |
Jun 25, 2021 | Because I’m not breaking any records | Run |
Jun 26, 2021 | Because there’s a first time for everything | Swim |
Jun 28, 2021 | Because even the best fail sometimes | Run |
Jun 29, 2021 | Because it takes 72 hours to sink in | Swim |
Jun 29, 2021 | Because my bike bag was stolen, again | Ride |
Jun 30, 2021 | Because it’s a long drive | Ride |
Jul 2, 2021 | Because it do be that hot | Run |
Jul 3, 2021 | Because I’ve got to practice the post race celebration | Run |
Jul 6, 2021 | Because I’m back from the abyss | Swim |
Jul 7, 2021 | Because there’s no time to waste | Ride |
Jul 7, 2021 | Because this bottle ain’t big enough for the two of us | Run |
Jul 8, 2021 | Because safety is relative | Ride |
Jul 9, 2021 | Because I should eat breakfast | Swim |
Jul 10, 2021 | Because I don’t even go here | Ride |
Jul 10, 2021 | Because of the tummy rumbles | Run |
Jul 11, 2021 | Because the clock don’t stop | Run |
Jul 14, 2021 | Because it’s the flu, at worst | Ride |
Jul 15, 2021 | Because it’s all I can muster | Run |
Jul 17, 2021 | Because I guess the steam room is open | Workout |
Jul 18, 2021 | Because I’m back | Ride |
Jul 19, 2021 | Because the wetsuit feels better now | Swim |
Jul 21, 2021 | Because the air quality is bad, mmmkay? | Run |
Jul 23, 2021 | Because new tires make all the difference (thank you, Velofix!) | Ride |
Jul 23, 2021 | Because I don’t have to worry about the cold temperature | Run |
Jul 31, 2021 | Because family first | Walk |
Aug 1, 2021 | Because I’ll sprint it next time | Hike |
Aug 2, 2021 | Because 1 week is long enough | Swim |
Aug 2, 2021 | Because I’ve got to get comfortable with sitting | Ride |
Aug 3, 2021 | Because no one was at the auto shop | Run |
Aug 3, 2021 | Because it’s just 5 minutes a day | Weight Training |
Aug 4, 2021 | Because it works now | Run |
Aug 4, 2021 | Because what if I lose steam | Ride |
Aug 5, 2021 | Because it’s better together | Run |
Aug 7, 2021 | Because I missed my swim today | Weight Training |
Aug 7, 2021 | Because it’s only miserable if you let it be | Ride |
Aug 9, 2021 | Because the only thing that happened in my hometown for 18 years was a guy on the loose with a samurai sword | Run |
Aug 10, 2021 | Because sometimes it’s better to recover (steam) | Workout |
Aug 10, 2021 | Because I learned about new shoulder muscles during that one | Swim |
Aug 11, 2021 | Because failure is an option | Run |
Aug 12, 2021 | Because my 2nd water bottle cage is a clip-on | Ride |
Aug 12, 2021 | Because I have Gatorade in my veins | Run |
Aug 13, 2021 | Because my eyesight is pretty bad | Run |
Aug 14, 2021 | Because the 40% rule applies | Swim |
Aug 15, 2021 | Because taste the pain | Ride |
Aug 17, 2021 | Because I can’t hold my bottle without my rubber band | Run |
Aug 18, 2021 | Because sometimes multitasking is necessary | Swim |
Aug 20, 2021 | Because take care of your eyes today | Ride |
Aug 21, 2021 | Because the berserker is a state of trance | Run |
Aug 23, 2021 | Because I’m on nurse duty | Weight Training |
Aug 23, 2021 | Because it’s one eye at a time | Swim |
Aug 24, 2021 | Because the number of the counting shall be three | Ride |
Aug 25, 2021 | Because does pain have a limit? | Run |
Aug 26, 2021 | Because there’s only a 51% chance of hail | Run |
Aug 28, 2021 | Because it’s State Fair szn | Run |
Aug 29, 2021 | Because just one more turn | Ride |
Aug 29, 2021 | Because it smells like autumn | Run |
Aug 30, 2021 | Because we gotta replace the whole engine | Swim |
Aug 31, 2021 | Because it all needs to be rewritten | Run |
Sep 1, 2021 | Because it’s orientation week, when intersections are made up and traffic lights don’t matter | Ride |
Sep 3, 2021 | Because existence is ambiguous | Run |
Sep 4, 2021 | Because I need a mental toughness day | Swim |
Sep 5, 2021 | Because I’m elevated | Hike |
Sep 5, 2021 | Because I’m iced | Hike |
Sep 5, 2021 | Because I’m rested | Hike |
Sep 5, 2021 | Because it’s taper week | Hike |
Sep 6, 2021 | Because I got 8 badges | Ride |
Sep 7, 2021 | Because I’m afraid of fish | Swim |
Sep 10, 2021 | Because it is too late to back out now | Ride |
Sep 10, 2021 | Because there are plenty of reasons to say no | Run |
Sep 12, 2021 | Because I only need one reason to do an Ironman (1/3) | Swim |
Sep 12, 2021 | Because I only need one reason to do an Ironman (2/3) | Ride |
Sep 12, 2021 | Because I only need one reason to do an Ironman (3/3) | Run |